Monday, December 24, 2007

Recipe for a bitter noche buena

3 people (preferably plastic, hungry, inconsiderate, irresponsible and colonized)
30 minute car ride
8 hours after 12 pm
2 cell phones
27 text messages
2 empty restaurants
3 dishes
1 serving of rice
1,018 pesos

Mix together until you complain

Garnish with a missing person

Serve with relative contempt


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